She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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