Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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