Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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