This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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