i don't like sucking hair
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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