you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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