Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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