It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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