I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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