Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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