do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
