So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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