Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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