Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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