she was so not down for the gang bang
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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