yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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