You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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