Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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