I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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