piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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