butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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