is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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