I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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