I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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