Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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