I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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