Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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