For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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