does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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