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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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