No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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