now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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