I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
there was a trapeze. enough said
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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