If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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