Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
