I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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