I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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