people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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