I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Randomize
