someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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