Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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