dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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