so let's talk penis.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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