so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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