Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
