Someone shit on the floor
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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