You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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