but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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