So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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