Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This is the high leading the old right now
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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